Pink, fizzy and tart like lemonade, this bowl hides more alcohol than it shows. Mix it cold, serve it over plenty of ice and keep a jug of water next to it.
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Garnish: Lemon wheels floated in the bowl · Ice: Ice cubes
Method
Thaw the lemonade concentrate and pour it into a large punch bowl or drinks dispenser.
Add the vodka and gin and stir until combined.
Slowly pour in the cold beer and stir gently to keep the fizz.
Add a large block of ice or plenty of ice cubes and float lemon wheels on top.
Serve in small cups over ice.
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Porchcrawler
Taste
Sweet-tart pink lemonade with light beer fizz and a clear alcoholic warmth underneath. Easy to drink, stronger than a beer.
History and origin
The Porchcrawler, sometimes called a Porch Climber, is a North American party punch built on beer, a spirit and frozen lemonade concentrate. It belongs to the same family as Skip and Go Naked (beer, gin and lemonade) and is typically made in a cooler or punch bowl for backyard parties and summer gatherings.
There is no documented inventor. The recipe travels by word of mouth, and the spirits change with what is on hand: vodka and gin are common, rum or whiskey appear too. The name is usually explained as a joke about its strength, since the lemonade and bubbles mask how much alcohol it contains.
Bartender tips
Use a light, crisp lager: dark or hoppy beers clash with the lemonade.
Add the beer just before guests arrive so the punch stays sparkling.
This makes about 20 servings and is roughly twice as strong as beer: label it and offer non-alcoholic drinks alongside.
Variations
Skip and Go Naked
The smaller single-glass cousin: gin, lemonade and a topping of cold lager.
Lighter Porchcrawler
Halve the spirits and add a litre of soda water for a gentler punch.
Frequently asked questions
How strong is a Porchcrawler?
With these amounts it is roughly twice as strong as a standard lager, and the sweetness hides it well.
What beer should I use?
A light, cheap lager is traditional. It should be crisp and not too bitter.
Can I make it without frozen concentrate?
Yes, use about 1 litre of strong homemade pink lemonade, made sweeter and sourer than normal to stand up to the beer.